I think we're all familiar with the Grizz's Korean first baseman, Derrick Li. His current streak of 2,542 (AND COUNTING!) AB without grounding into a double play is the stuff of legend. What may not be known about Derrick is that his adult son, Derek, suffers from hemorrhoids. This painful condition has been neglected for many years by the medical community in favor of other less threatening conditions such as cancer. Anyway, now you can help fight back and at the same time show your Grizzly pride! We are accepting money orders for classy BGP T-shirts like the one I am modeling in this picture. For only $30 you too can own this symbol of GRIZZLY CLASS, and $1.00 of this will go to Derrick's cause. It's a WIN-WIN!
Edit: I almost forgot to thank ChuckDickens for taking this picture. A good photographer knows how to capture all the relevant elements of the scene. So thanks for your impeccable work, ChuckD!
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Did anyone see the US/Spain Olympic basketball game? Former Grizzly Juan Carlos Navarro played and didn't look too bad! It just proves that he can play in the National BAsketball League like I have said all along. Good luck, Juan. We probably couldn't have a real conversation because you speak the language of a different land, but we could definitely hang out and watch movies and eat popcorn on my couch.
Having lived with the heartache of hemmohroids for so many years, I only pray that your shirt sales raise enough money and awareness so that someday, someone may be able to put their finger on this problem.
Is it still considered hemmohroids if your butthole just constantly drips blood? If so, then I hope we can all find a cure for hemmohroids.
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